i still havent grasped the fact that im a girl and i will never have a boner or a blow job
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how do you compliment a girl in french?
bon appetits
madame more like madayum
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i dont like the windows at my school b/c theyre too small to jump out of
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do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself
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